DaneNickels
12-03-2007, 09:05 PM
Heeeeelllo there people, and greets from the bottom of the totem pole. I, the ridr of drgnz, am here with the CAL-Open Frags and Flags, with a whopping six matches reported as of Monday night. I was waiting for a few PM's for more SS's, but didn't get a darn thing. If you guys want your teams skill/names to be shown off, send either myself or Revy a PM with your match SS's, preferably with everyone in it, and no rage quitters. Let's get this started then, with a comprehensive list of all of the people who run around capturing flags when they should be proning and baiting their teammates.
\\Most Flags//
1. 34 - wmd. Slurms MacKenzie
2. 30 - wmd. Tialys
3. 27 - wmd. Panic
4. 26 - DJS|chadsexington
5. 25 - DJS|Viper
6. 23 - SL2|Montus
6. 23 - tA|onelove
7. 21 - 507th 2lt.Balinse
7. 21 - 507th Sgt. Kadavre
Impressive there WMD boys, as well as the 507th guys who lost by a mere 400 points to WMD. Just a few more caps and maybe you could've put down WMD like Bush did to democracy. *Salute* Now that I think about it, I almost left out the number there. Slurms almost dropped a 40 on 507th in caps. Next time take your ritalin son! Let's look at the numbers for overall top fraggers. Even for CAL-Open, this first guy is pretty impressive. Some of you guys know him as Ash, now known as Dexter. Just take a look.
\\Most Frags//
1. 97 - SL2|Dexter
2. 91 - random|Twirk
3. 78 - SL2|sux2bu
4. 73 - DJS|RR
5. 71 - tA|Becks
6. 68 - DJS|Viper
7. 68 - wmd.Slurms Mackenzie
8. 63 - SL2|fL!te
97 kills in a match? Seriously get LEGIT SON! Orrrr, relax it's only CAL-O, one or the other. That and save that crap for playoffs, because damn I don't think I've even come close to that in a match. But then again I haven't played open since season three. I miss it after seeing numbers like these. 97 kills is impressive, but you could run out of spawn and kill one guy and die ever 20/30 seconds, essentially giving you the chance to get almost 40 kills by just doing that. Let's take a look at the list of those who'd rather pitch a tent.
\\Best K/D Ratios//
1. 68-26 || 2.61 || DJS|Viper
2. 73-30 || 2.40 || DJS|RR
3. 44-21 || 2.09 || DJS|Fuzzy_Nutz
4. 97-48 || 2.02 || SL2|Dexter
5. 53-27 || 1.96 || DJS|BrainDamage
6. 53-27 || 1.92 || DJS|AIM
7. 78-43 || 1.81 || SL2|sux2bu
8. 91-52 || 1.75 || random|twirk
9. 63-36 || 1.75 || SL2|fL!te
X. 45-26 || 1.73 || DJS|chadsexinton
Props to DJS for getting their entire team on the best K/D ratio list. Going to be a main contender for that CAL-O championship from the looks of things. Although we're only getting into week five, so not getting into that just yet. Maybe next time you won't beat the team down by 1000 points eh? Surprisingly, if we take a look at the baddie list, who do find? The team DJS played. :)
\\Baddies of the Week//
1. 11-43 || 0.25 || pan.=-}
2. 23-69 || 0.33 || pan.=}
3. 16-45 || 0.35 || pan.=-)
4. 29-64 || 0.45 || tA|Stabzilla
5. 22-45 || 0.48 || random.Nutt
6. 35-71 || 0.49 || pan.=)
7. 29-56 || 0.51 || [=1=]Cateyes
8. 24-46 || 0.52 || pan.=-]
9. 20-38 || 0.52 || TK|Coorsheavy
X. 39-70 || 0.55 || pan.=]
Having typed that out, it saddens me that even with how random this game can be sometimes, this guy without a name (I wouldn't want to be known either) managed to only kill one enemy every four spawns. Talk about hit-n-miss. Which brings us to this week's new little feature, something I brought over from TF2.
\\Beatdown of the Week//
From the SS's I got, the most obvious beatdown was between Dead Jigga Storage, against the players without names. 1064-22 was the final score. I'm sorry pan, but you had no chance against this team. None. Zero. Zilch. Just pick yourselves up next week, and try again! Hopefully against a team more your skill level to get things started. Seriously, BEATDOWN.
\\Most Valuable Player//
Slurms Mackenzie, I choose you! 34 caps is nearly too many, and if you do that again, Valve might show up in your house and give you a Cone of Fire fix just for your own personal use. Keep it up sir. And take your meds next week you crack head.
That's it for this week. I really wasn't too happy with the turnout of SS's, so if you guys know any of the CAL-Open teams not in tune with this website, seek to Mormonize them by showing up on their doorstep with full WW2 regalia and flyers. Until next time guys! Seeeeeeee ya!
\\Most Flags//
1. 34 - wmd. Slurms MacKenzie
2. 30 - wmd. Tialys
3. 27 - wmd. Panic
4. 26 - DJS|chadsexington
5. 25 - DJS|Viper
6. 23 - SL2|Montus
6. 23 - tA|onelove
7. 21 - 507th 2lt.Balinse
7. 21 - 507th Sgt. Kadavre
Impressive there WMD boys, as well as the 507th guys who lost by a mere 400 points to WMD. Just a few more caps and maybe you could've put down WMD like Bush did to democracy. *Salute* Now that I think about it, I almost left out the number there. Slurms almost dropped a 40 on 507th in caps. Next time take your ritalin son! Let's look at the numbers for overall top fraggers. Even for CAL-Open, this first guy is pretty impressive. Some of you guys know him as Ash, now known as Dexter. Just take a look.
\\Most Frags//
1. 97 - SL2|Dexter
2. 91 - random|Twirk
3. 78 - SL2|sux2bu
4. 73 - DJS|RR
5. 71 - tA|Becks
6. 68 - DJS|Viper
7. 68 - wmd.Slurms Mackenzie
8. 63 - SL2|fL!te
97 kills in a match? Seriously get LEGIT SON! Orrrr, relax it's only CAL-O, one or the other. That and save that crap for playoffs, because damn I don't think I've even come close to that in a match. But then again I haven't played open since season three. I miss it after seeing numbers like these. 97 kills is impressive, but you could run out of spawn and kill one guy and die ever 20/30 seconds, essentially giving you the chance to get almost 40 kills by just doing that. Let's take a look at the list of those who'd rather pitch a tent.
\\Best K/D Ratios//
1. 68-26 || 2.61 || DJS|Viper
2. 73-30 || 2.40 || DJS|RR
3. 44-21 || 2.09 || DJS|Fuzzy_Nutz
4. 97-48 || 2.02 || SL2|Dexter
5. 53-27 || 1.96 || DJS|BrainDamage
6. 53-27 || 1.92 || DJS|AIM
7. 78-43 || 1.81 || SL2|sux2bu
8. 91-52 || 1.75 || random|twirk
9. 63-36 || 1.75 || SL2|fL!te
X. 45-26 || 1.73 || DJS|chadsexinton
Props to DJS for getting their entire team on the best K/D ratio list. Going to be a main contender for that CAL-O championship from the looks of things. Although we're only getting into week five, so not getting into that just yet. Maybe next time you won't beat the team down by 1000 points eh? Surprisingly, if we take a look at the baddie list, who do find? The team DJS played. :)
\\Baddies of the Week//
1. 11-43 || 0.25 || pan.=-}
2. 23-69 || 0.33 || pan.=}
3. 16-45 || 0.35 || pan.=-)
4. 29-64 || 0.45 || tA|Stabzilla
5. 22-45 || 0.48 || random.Nutt
6. 35-71 || 0.49 || pan.=)
7. 29-56 || 0.51 || [=1=]Cateyes
8. 24-46 || 0.52 || pan.=-]
9. 20-38 || 0.52 || TK|Coorsheavy
X. 39-70 || 0.55 || pan.=]
Having typed that out, it saddens me that even with how random this game can be sometimes, this guy without a name (I wouldn't want to be known either) managed to only kill one enemy every four spawns. Talk about hit-n-miss. Which brings us to this week's new little feature, something I brought over from TF2.
\\Beatdown of the Week//
From the SS's I got, the most obvious beatdown was between Dead Jigga Storage, against the players without names. 1064-22 was the final score. I'm sorry pan, but you had no chance against this team. None. Zero. Zilch. Just pick yourselves up next week, and try again! Hopefully against a team more your skill level to get things started. Seriously, BEATDOWN.
\\Most Valuable Player//
Slurms Mackenzie, I choose you! 34 caps is nearly too many, and if you do that again, Valve might show up in your house and give you a Cone of Fire fix just for your own personal use. Keep it up sir. And take your meds next week you crack head.
That's it for this week. I really wasn't too happy with the turnout of SS's, so if you guys know any of the CAL-Open teams not in tune with this website, seek to Mormonize them by showing up on their doorstep with full WW2 regalia and flyers. Until next time guys! Seeeeeeee ya!