Update: Nomadic Soldiers win NewEgg LAN

[zonozaur]

Yes that's right folks, NS wins the LAN beating all-star roster of turmoil twice.

NS Roster:
gibbs, gnarsh, nehmesis, winback, loki, zonozaur
winnings
$6,000 ; 6 AMD 6000+ processors ; 6 steelkeys 6G keyboards ; 6 5h V/2 headsets ; 6 steelseries mousepads

Turmoil All-Star Roster:
cypher, wedo, ericg, oplaid, thetruth, z7
2nd place ; $3,000 ; some other stuff? ; 2nd place

Mexicans Roster:
pedro, david, chewy, chancho, nightmare, kayaws
3rd Place ; $1,000 ; some fancy mouse ; tacos

Myh
Made us humble by coming in last place. They bought some burgers at in-n-out and went home early

[zonozaur]

Here on the scenes we have team Turmoil to interview.

Q: Glad you could make it, thanks for volunteering to be interviewed. Let's start out. What was the LAN center like? Was the tournament what you expected?

A: DoDs is dead

Q: Was the tournament run smoothly? Were there any problems with the computers?

A: DoDs is dead

Q: What was the hotel like? Did you guys have fun? How's california?

A: DoDs is dead

Q: Surely after winning the online qualifiers soundly, you were the favorite to win the tournament. How did you feel after NS beat you twice, and even the mexicans kept it close with you?

A: DoDs is dead

Thanks for your time today team turmoil. Good luck in your future of gaming.

[Switch]

2 months LATE~

[DanTesla1]

2 months LATE~

rgr.

nice q&a btw.

[jizzf0rjosh]

2months2late

#2 is the most mature post you've made`

[zonozaur]

stop stalking me you worthless annoying idiot

[jizzf0rjosh]

Oh shit Im posting on the same community site as you that I joined roughly the same time as you did before there was any "bad blood" between us. I must be stalking you and not stating an opinion

[zonozaur]

you sackride me whenever you find the opportunity, and you know it. is that clear to you? if you're going to constantly try to pick me apart for whatever your reasons are, i suggest instead you stop responding to me at all. if you want to blurt nonsense and be regressive you're at the wrong site, www.gotfrag.com is your best bet. if you fuck around more i'm sure we could have a mod ban you, because i'm positive this site is not for being a babbling , irrelevant assdouche.

[zonozaur]

p.s. my second post is called "satire" -- it's effectively a joke. so you're either trolling, or fucking stupid. probably both, but like i said you're on the wrong site either way.

[scruffman]

2 other people posted the exact same thing as him, the only difference was he insulted your maturity, and rightly so, seeing as your second post was fucking week, self serving, 'nonsense'

[jizzf0rjosh]

p.s. my second post is called "satire" -- it's effectively a joke. so you're either trolling, or fucking stupid. probably both, but like i said you're on the wrong site either way.

I understood it was a joke but it wasn't that effective. I saw what you were trying to do and it just came off as immaturity. If you're going to do a fake interview and want it to be satirical, put more effort into it, I would've laughed then

[DaneNickels]

Yep, definitely Trypants.

[zonozaur]

jesus christ i dont understand how some of you can be so fucking dense. lick the butter off your fingers and go outside you god damn kid. that is all.

[zonozaur]

2 other people posted the exact same thing as him, the only difference was he insulted your maturity, and rightly so, seeing as your second post was fucking week, self serving, 'nonsense'

UMMMMMMMM who the fuck are you? some qq.rar penos faggot? i guarantee the first 2 posts had a different attitude about it? how is my second post self serving nonsense? perhaps i just need to explain it to you because maybe you havent been around and [josh] cant see but out his ass. we beat some cocky players who talked shit about the game, and about the bad players of the game. when we beat them at this large hyped event, they finally closed their mouths somewhat, but wrote it off as dead game so it didnt matter. "THEY DIDNT TRY." i guarantee if ns didn't win, the dods community would get a lot more shit about how "1.3 players" dominated the dods scene then left, THEN making it a dead game. none of those players play dod:s anymore and i think we reserve the right to counter-shittalk after proving ourselves against them. even when my post is only slightly shittalking, but more the truth about their whole attitude.

[zonozaur]

I understood it was a joke but it wasn't that effective. I saw what you were trying to do and it just came off as immaturity. If you're going to do a fake interview and want it to be satirical, put more effort into it, I would've laughed then

you are a distorted faggot who would much rather attack me then take a joke.

[Xyretire]

zono, you should really follow your own advice and leave that shit at gotfrag. You said yourself that this isn't the place for it so chill the fuck out.

Edit: For the record, I did think the second post was kinda funny. But I'm also of the opinion that it is kinda late to be posting it. First week or two after the LAN? Sure. Two months after the LAN? Seems like you're holding a grudge.

[jizzf0rjosh]

we beat some cocky players who talked shit about the game, and about the bad players of the game.

This whole thread being made, especially 2 months after the fact, makes you seem like the cocky player who talks shit.

zono, you should really follow your own advice and leave that shit at gotfrag. You said yourself that this isn't the place for it so chill the fuck out.

Edit: For the record, I did think the second post was kinda funny. But I'm also of the opinion that it is kinda late to be posting it. First week or two after the LAN? Sure. Two months after the LAN? Seems like you're holding a grudge.

Seconded, I just made a comment and posed my view and you lash out calling me a "distorted faggot...asshole...annoying idiot...stupid" and that I have my head up my ass. You then proceeded to ask someone "who they were" (elitist and cocksure of yourself) and members that had views in accordance with mine "dense" and insinuated that they were butter eating trolls.

Poor form sir, you really sank to a new level

[scruffman]

UMMMMMMMM who the fuck are you? some qq.rar penos faggot? i guarantee the first 2 posts had a different attitude about it? how is my second post self serving nonsense? perhaps i just need to explain it to you because maybe you havent been around and [josh] cant see but out his ass. we beat some cocky players who talked shit about the game, and about the bad players of the game. when we beat them at this large hyped event, they finally closed their mouths somewhat, but wrote it off as dead game so it didnt matter. "THEY DIDNT TRY." i guarantee if ns didn't win, the dods community would get a lot more shit about how "1.3 players" dominated the dods scene then left, THEN making it a dead game. none of those players play dod:s anymore and i think we reserve the right to counter-shittalk after proving ourselves against them. even when my post is only slightly shittalking, but more the truth about their whole attitude.

You got me zono, i'm some qq.rar penos Ghad gaming guy in disguise, whos playing under the name scruffman for Ascendency all season, here to make fun of you because you get angry and dead game etc....

No, your as fucking stupid as everyone on gotfrag makes you out to be. This has nothing to do with you single handedly saving dods from the tyranny of 1.3 players, this is 2 months 2 late bullshit, about you bragging how good your team did at the lan. I can now see exactly why everyone on gotfrag shits on you at all times.

[zonozaur]

ok well, you guys got me. i'm self serving and cocky, and that's why i made this post. i made it to brag, you guys read my feelings and intentions SO WELL! i didn't make it because only 3 people not including myself used the forum when the lan actually happened, and that the forum is still sitting here with only pre-lan info so i figured i'd post some sort of resolve. some of you kids around here really learn some odd reasoning skills. you accuse people of your assumptions?

josh, you're pathetic. you wouldn't know anything but poor form. but i know you're just trolling and trying to make me angry. i guarantee you along with gregus and your other e-buddies would be the worst formal debaters ever because all you do is interject irrelevant things and claim them to be right. honestly you're the first acidhead i've ever run across who is an annoying, obnoxious idiot, usually people who drop mad psychedelics are humble and open-minded but sadly you're quite the opposite. you can't honestly believe that "all you did was post your opinion" when it's obvious you're just carrying over stupid bullshit from the past. like i said you're either really really stupid, or an annoying troll who needs to be shot, but probably just both.

GOD FORBID I POST RESULTS OF THIS LAN AND THROW IN SOME IRONY

[jizzf0rjosh]

actually UIL debate in Highschool and was pretty damn good at it, but this is the internet and its easy to piss you off and have you pretty much degrade yourself

[DaneNickels]

You're both degrading to my libito. I need more SEX in this thread.

[zonozaur]

sure josh, good in your own mind. in reality you babbled about nothing and the judge told you to sit your dumb ass down and slapped your mother. you dont make sense hardly ever not just "purposely" when you troll me.

[scruffman]

zonozaur, know what a victim complex is?

i found something on the webernet that i found really applied to you:

Women

Women (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Woman), particularly feminists (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Feminism), can fall into the Victim Complex trap. Militant feminists have been known to blame penises (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Penis) for things that penises (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Penis) cannot possibly do, such as forcing them to do laundry and insisting they wear pinchy high heels. They also claim that penises are responsible for the penchant some of them have for wearing constricting lingerie and dancing around erect structures such as poles for their amusement in exchange for monetary compensation on the grounds that it is degrading, when in fact it's the owners of said penises that are being degraded because such a display is almost never of equal value to the money they've spent on it. This is an example of shitty logic (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/No_Child_Left_Behind). See also: Shit nobody cares about (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_nobody_cares_about)

[jizzf0rjosh]

sure josh, good in your own mind. in reality you babbled about nothing and the judge told you to sit your dumb ass down and slapped your mother. you dont make sense hardly ever not just "purposely" when you troll me.


UH OH SLIPPERY SLOPE WATCH YOUR STEP AD HOMINEM APPROACHING

[zonozaur]

scruffman: if trolls followed you around and harrassed you constantly because of your personality (or the first year of gotfrag where people thought i cheated, i never did anything to them but play a game, and i never cared to even argue with them but people perpetuate to this day hating me for things in their own mind), you may find it to be annoying. you don't know one god damn thing about me, or my past, or why losers like josh dislike me. ask anyone who has spent time around me and especially met me that i'm a nice person and i only get flared up when people fuck with me a lot. it's reality, not a victim complex, that some kids on the internet just dislike me because i defend myself, and am not scared to speak up about what i think is bullshit. again, you don't know shit about me, josh knows he's trolling from his very first post (his argument that it's not mature later becomes a nice trolling "well it's not funny" which is subjective obviously, when i mentioned it was indeed a post containing humor). and there was a lot of shit talking from certain people to NS and other players for a long time standing. so how am i playing a victim? i ask, were you around? if not how do you know? are you surprised i guessed you're another troll?

UH OH SLIPPERY SLOPE WATCH YOUR STEP AD HOMINEM APPROACHING

ad hominem has already arrived, it might as well be your nickname.

[jizzf0rjosh]

ad hominem has already arrived, it might as well be your nickname.

You started the name calling fronozaur

Its a victim complex and paranoia when you think people are following you trolling when they coincidentally participate in the same forums

[scruffman]

scruffman: if trolls followed you around and harrassed you constantly because of your personality (or the first year of gotfrag where people thought i cheated, i never did anything to them but play a game, and i never cared to even argue with them but people perpetuate to this day hating me for things in their own mind), you may find it to be annoying. you don't know one god damn thing about me, or my past, or why losers like josh dislike me. ask anyone who has spent time around me and especially met me that i'm a nice person and i only get flared up when people fuck with me a lot. it's reality, not a victim complex, that some kids on the internet just dislike me because i defend myself, and am not scared to speak up about what i think is bullshit. again, you don't know shit about me, josh knows he's trolling from his very first post (his argument that it's not mature later becomes a nice trolling "well it's not funny" which is subjective obviously, when i mentioned it was indeed a post containing humor). and there was a lot of shit talking from certain people to NS and other players for a long time standing. so how am i playing a victim? i ask, were you around? if not how do you know? are you surprised i guessed you're another troll?



ad hominem has already arrived, it might as well be your nickname.


Zono i just don't think you understand how fucking stupid you really are. If i don't know a fucking thing about you, which i don't, why would i come out randomly and begin 'trolling' at you like you accuse josh of doing? Its a contradictory argument to say the least. I can tell you try to be a nice guy, but seriously, you fucking deserve a lot of the bullshit that gets thrown at you. Nobody does shit like that for no apparent reason at all. The reason's might be bullshit and stupid, but there is always a reason. I stand by my early accusation that you have a victim complex, because the second someone, me, disagrees with you, they're automatically some 'penos fagget' who trolls just to piss you off. I don't know either of you, so my point was completely objective, but since it goes against you i must be out to get you.

[Excal]

The end.