DaneNickels
12-19-2007, 12:13 AM
Goooood afternoon kiddies, and welcome to the flags and frags open edition, sorry they're late, but I didn't have time to do them last night after Invite/Main, nor did I have time today because I worked 12 hours. So sorry, but $$$ defeated CAL-O this week. So let's just right into this and get to some sweet ass flag caps.
*NOTE* There will be no 151 bashing for this article, because they're very sensitive. *END NOTE*
\\Most Flags//
1. 49 - R|B Sportsking
2. 35 - R|B C0L B|00D3
3. 35 - DJS|Brain Damage
4. 33 - Omega.Soren
5. 33 - LoC|Icarus
6. 33 - DJS|Viper
7. 32 - invert-Microwave King
8. 31 - Random|ghett0jedi
9. 31 - R|B Operation Ivy
X. 31 - R|B F`Taaaaang
Nice job the the R|B guys, especially sports king, who had to have gone plaza and capped mid before every round because that's just an insane number of caps for Anzio, even if it's CAL-O. I might have to check to see who you played, because maybe they just let you run around in their backfield pwn'n n00bies. Who knows. Great job regardless.
\\Most Frags//
1. 106 - R|B Spy - Hahah, you're still a joke.
2. 65 - DJS|Viper
3. 64 - |TCO|UpGradE
4. 61 - Random|twirk
5. 59 - DJS|RR
6. 59 - cYg - Cardinal Sin
7. 56 - Panzer | Panther
8. 56 - LoC | Hipodil
9. 54 - gS^ Juan Microstar
X. 54 - [=1=]Draven Blade
Should I waste a whole paragraph on Spy? Hmmm, considering his lack of respect, lack of brains, and overall lack of skill, I'll refrain on talking about him too much. He still roflstomped whoever he played. I'm sure I'll find those kids on the Top Baddie list, so stay tuned! ;)
\\Best K/D Ratios//
1. 4.41 - R|B Spy
2. 2.44 - SUBPHX | Christmas Dick in a Box - Awful name
3. 2.09 - DJS|Viper
4. 2.00 - |TCO|UpGradE
5. 1.92 - DJS|Brain Damage
6. 1.90 - DJS|RR
7. 1.84 - Random|twirk
8. 1.75 - Random|ghett0jedi
9. 1.61 - SUBPHX | The Emrys
X. 1.53 - DJS|AIM
Again, I mean honestly, Spy isn't even that good looking. Okay sometimes when he lays with his shirt off in a sensual pose I sometimes feel aroused, but seriously. Why on earth would I keep going on about a 4.41 k/d ratio? That's nothing right? He's only CAL-O right?......right?
\\Baddies of the Week//
1. 0.24 - 8-Bit | Mr.Pacman - Maybe some innaccurate stats here, DAMN!
2. 0.38 - [FON]Col.Supercell - *salute*
3. 0.39 - 8-Bit | Rush `N Attack - RAGE QUITTER!
4. 0.40 - Panzer | kLon
5. 0.41 - [FON]Col.Joker - *salute*
6. 0.43 - .:LP:. Chad Fagington - I like this guy's style
7. 0.43 - .:LP:. Ross - This HAS to be Silverstar with that ratio.
8. 0.50 - 8-Bit | Bucu - RAGE QUITTER!
9. 0.50 - .:LP:.XPJX - RAGE QUITTER
X. 0.51 - [FON]Sgt.JerrySeinfield - *salute*
Okay, look FON guys, you need to have less saluting and more wrecking Red to Black baddies. You let Spy get over 50 kills a HALF on a map like Anzio. Hell you could have gone the other way and avoided him at least. So sad, soooo sad. Also, to the 8-Bit guys, stop leaving before we can snapshot your stuff, because that's an auto Baddie of the Week stamp right there. Not proud of that .5 k/d ratio? Try harder! <3
\\Beatdown of the Week//
Ummm, Red to Black (worst name ever, worse than Midnight Tokers) roflshitstomped the Forces of Nature. Over 1000 points, topped off with nearly 50 caps by Sportqueen, and a fucking 100 bomb by Spy. Seriously so shameful. I could've done better Donkey punching them. Hope I've inspired you to try harder next week, because Argentan can be just as worse.
Get to it kids!
*NOTE* There will be no 151 bashing for this article, because they're very sensitive. *END NOTE*
\\Most Flags//
1. 49 - R|B Sportsking
2. 35 - R|B C0L B|00D3
3. 35 - DJS|Brain Damage
4. 33 - Omega.Soren
5. 33 - LoC|Icarus
6. 33 - DJS|Viper
7. 32 - invert-Microwave King
8. 31 - Random|ghett0jedi
9. 31 - R|B Operation Ivy
X. 31 - R|B F`Taaaaang
Nice job the the R|B guys, especially sports king, who had to have gone plaza and capped mid before every round because that's just an insane number of caps for Anzio, even if it's CAL-O. I might have to check to see who you played, because maybe they just let you run around in their backfield pwn'n n00bies. Who knows. Great job regardless.
\\Most Frags//
1. 106 - R|B Spy - Hahah, you're still a joke.
2. 65 - DJS|Viper
3. 64 - |TCO|UpGradE
4. 61 - Random|twirk
5. 59 - DJS|RR
6. 59 - cYg - Cardinal Sin
7. 56 - Panzer | Panther
8. 56 - LoC | Hipodil
9. 54 - gS^ Juan Microstar
X. 54 - [=1=]Draven Blade
Should I waste a whole paragraph on Spy? Hmmm, considering his lack of respect, lack of brains, and overall lack of skill, I'll refrain on talking about him too much. He still roflstomped whoever he played. I'm sure I'll find those kids on the Top Baddie list, so stay tuned! ;)
\\Best K/D Ratios//
1. 4.41 - R|B Spy
2. 2.44 - SUBPHX | Christmas Dick in a Box - Awful name
3. 2.09 - DJS|Viper
4. 2.00 - |TCO|UpGradE
5. 1.92 - DJS|Brain Damage
6. 1.90 - DJS|RR
7. 1.84 - Random|twirk
8. 1.75 - Random|ghett0jedi
9. 1.61 - SUBPHX | The Emrys
X. 1.53 - DJS|AIM
Again, I mean honestly, Spy isn't even that good looking. Okay sometimes when he lays with his shirt off in a sensual pose I sometimes feel aroused, but seriously. Why on earth would I keep going on about a 4.41 k/d ratio? That's nothing right? He's only CAL-O right?......right?
\\Baddies of the Week//
1. 0.24 - 8-Bit | Mr.Pacman - Maybe some innaccurate stats here, DAMN!
2. 0.38 - [FON]Col.Supercell - *salute*
3. 0.39 - 8-Bit | Rush `N Attack - RAGE QUITTER!
4. 0.40 - Panzer | kLon
5. 0.41 - [FON]Col.Joker - *salute*
6. 0.43 - .:LP:. Chad Fagington - I like this guy's style
7. 0.43 - .:LP:. Ross - This HAS to be Silverstar with that ratio.
8. 0.50 - 8-Bit | Bucu - RAGE QUITTER!
9. 0.50 - .:LP:.XPJX - RAGE QUITTER
X. 0.51 - [FON]Sgt.JerrySeinfield - *salute*
Okay, look FON guys, you need to have less saluting and more wrecking Red to Black baddies. You let Spy get over 50 kills a HALF on a map like Anzio. Hell you could have gone the other way and avoided him at least. So sad, soooo sad. Also, to the 8-Bit guys, stop leaving before we can snapshot your stuff, because that's an auto Baddie of the Week stamp right there. Not proud of that .5 k/d ratio? Try harder! <3
\\Beatdown of the Week//
Ummm, Red to Black (worst name ever, worse than Midnight Tokers) roflshitstomped the Forces of Nature. Over 1000 points, topped off with nearly 50 caps by Sportqueen, and a fucking 100 bomb by Spy. Seriously so shameful. I could've done better Donkey punching them. Hope I've inspired you to try harder next week, because Argentan can be just as worse.
Get to it kids!