Zono vs Gregus

[garmonbozia]

The rumor is that gregus "ran into" Zono and Zono then threw a punch.

In real life, when you do nothing but talk shit and talk shit and talk shit, sometimes you get punched in the grill.

Fill this thread with details, pics, and the obligatory shit-talk (because everyone's home and safe behind their monitors now).

[v1oLence]

Lol

[Demon]

LOL buddy

[jizzf0rjosh]

So let me get this straight,

Zono throws the first punch
Fight gets broken up before anything else happens
Gregus is a coward for this?

[kmk]

buddylee smells

*shit talking commenced*

[nixrox]

The rumor is that gregus "ran into" Zono and Zono then threw a punch.

In real life, when you do nothing but talk shit and talk shit and talk shit, sometimes you get punched in the grill.

Fill this thread with details, pics, and the obligatory shit-talk (because everyone's home and safe behind their monitors now).

My monitor punched me. QQ

[cube-n]

please tell me zono did
and gregus just shut the fuck up after
it would make my day

[Loff_Koogai]

Go Zono!!!! <3

[garmonbozia]

Not bad guys, only took a minute =O

From what I just read on GF, nothing happened?

[garmonbozia]

<3 Gregus and Zono btw

It's just funny

[v1oLence]

So let me get this straight,

Zono throws the first punch
Fight gets broken up before anything else happens
Gregus is a coward for this?

go suck gregus's dick more please

[therookie]

gregus has a ngr dick

[NJC]

I love you zono...rofl...so gregus was that damn annoyin huh?

[bloodberry]

All Heil Zono....

[jizzf0rjosh]

go suck gregus's dick more please

No seriously thats how I understood it, that nothing more happened then one punch from Zono, then LAN 'officials' stepped in immediately, and zono called him a coward.

Either way, better than truth's chair throwing

[JukEboX]

LOL
Gregus was using gum on his monitor to snipe like a really small cross hair. LOL. He did ok. ;)

[twirk]

I lol'ed and side with zono. Good man.

[jizzf0rjosh]

http://www.gotfrag.com/dods/forums/thread/328211/

More lol's inside

[scruffman]

wow... already deleted. Lucky for me i already read it and laughed my ass off. Do we have any first hand witnesses i wanna hear all about this.

[navarrete]

zomg i mis'd a real fight >.< wtf ! ehh gj zono keep it up !

[Ez]

need pics of any black eyes or busted out teeth!

[zonozaur]

Well. This is why you should come to lans because you get to see all the bullshit. If you were here you might see that penos's story and <everyone else's> story is different.

I showed up at the lan center on saturday ready to re-experience what happened at the first pa lan. I would go up to gregus, and [penos gaming], and shake their hands and be a normal person to them. Gregus and others would whimper and say not much anything, or even they would be nice back. It's funny how they accuse me of being quiet and sitting in a corner. I am quiet sometimes, but I'm not a coward. If you really believe that I don't talk and sit in a corner, you can ask all my friends here. Penos is full of shit.

This time they took an extra step from the beginning. Gregus was very bold and actually insulted us from his computer terminal while we were playing. He didn't insult me even on the computer last time. Approach me, be nice, and then go to their computers 20 seconds after and talk shit. I found this funny naturally, throughout the tournament I would humorously take advantage of this and try to get them to actually say something to me in person.

It was not until after the last match with penos that the "fight" happened. They were in their own group, away from us, calling us names and whatever. I said, gregus, I'm sure you can't wait to get home to talk lots of shit to me from your computer. I approached him and kept talking shit, amused.

I must say, I was surprised when gregus, in an instant, put on a mean face. He rose up and pushed me away. "What are you gonna do about it huh?" In response, I thrusted what we have coined "The Raiden Punch." It wasn't really a punch; it's like an open-palmed, forceful shove to the face. This may be the closest gregus ever gets to having integrity, I give him a little credit for it even. Though obviously by calling out his bullshit, his e-thuggery is his whole life and I was threatening that.

It was broken up. I already said I'm not much a fighter and I don't dislike a lot of people. I don't want to fight over stupid bullshit, hurt myself, hurt others. Even gregus 95% of the time I just feel sorry for him because this is his life... even though he accuses me (and others) of that very thing. People ask why fight over a video game. Well first of all, it's not over a video game. Second, I agree still and I'd really rather not fight though I do feel confident in my smeagol-like-abilities.

I also find it funny that penos says I did this because I did poorly against them. I didn't do well later today, I can't stand playing like 10 hours of dods in a row on awful computers really. But yesterday I distinctly remember dropping a 54 on them, and multiple other 35+s. Gregus you are not only a phony but pretty awful at dod, really. We loved it when penos accused us of cheating, after gregus dotted his monitor... LoL. #3rdplace, and we're an awful pug with a WoW player ringer

[shortbus]

too long. you got your ass kicked too.

[Dwallace]

<--- zono supporter!

[zonozaur]

too long. you got your ass kicked too.


^ lots of blood

[zonozaur]

pooring from biggsys vag

(shortbus)

[empty]

I <3 zono, ok it was fun playing DoDs back to css.

[trainman]

wow sammy, i like how you come hide to this forum and call us out so i will register just to call you out. we made fun of you and most of your team because yall were pathetic. 4 losses at a lan and we beat you and your team by a combined 500 points. i guess you forgot to mention that when you dropped 50+. you and everyone there knows you stood no chance of even hurting anyone and you waited until gregus was basically alone with the rest of your team and a few others. You would have hurt yourself more than bryan if you connected with what you call a punch you 100 pound gremlin looking hobbit. People say josh ballrides, ive never seen so many people on a kids nuts than yall on zono's. Everyone there knows you and some members of your team embarrased yourselves completely and all you can do is talk more trash now that you are back at the shire.

penos+ghad>source

[scruffman]

Please tell me i'm not the only person on these forums laughing my fucking ass off about the absurdity of this entire situation.

[hXc]

ghad+penos > source

[Reaper]

your not alone scruff.

[hXc]

GG zono, but not quite good enough ;]

[empty]

Enjoy your $150 dollars I bet it was well worth it rofl.

[trainman]

hahahhahahah make fun of zono for probably spending 500$ to lose.


jump on that bandwagon

[Crono/HBK]

i think this lan was worth it was a blast <3 penos

[msd]

I'd like to say that it wasn't necessarily only Penos making the accusation.
I was sitting behind eagleeyes the entire match -- NS HAS MID -- and forbes came around the corner. Sometimes on argentan it pops into your mind to check, but just the fact that it was so random calls for speculation -- like I said I'll give him the benefit of the doubt -- but there is always the possibility -- but I crapped on NS afterwards anyway and that's what the alliance was all about -- taking down source.


Secondly, I'm an idiot. I stepped between Jeremy/Bryan and Zono/Costa I STEPPED IN FRONT OF JEREMY WHAT WAS I THINKING -- don't know why, just did. I'm pretty sure at some point Jeremy laughed at me for doing so, but it's a video game with drama far too gone. Simple fact is, both sides were immature.

Of all the people, I talk the most shit online and I managed to do so at PA too. Was fun and will be fun doing the same online, faggots.

[hXc]

forbes didn't hesitate at all when he peeked the corner that eagleeyes was proned in... he just came around it and shot him.

[v1oLence]

this thread is going to atrack gregus to this forum. OH LORDY

[garmonbozia]

The big winner in this whole situation is Bluto, because no one has mentioned that he dodged the lan since this whole fake fight thing made breaking news.

[bloodberry]

WoW! Now i believe russian can carry a team.

[hXc]

russian and gregus put on a sniping clinic at this lan

[Revy]

Awww I missed the good shit

[DukE]

LOL
Gregus was using gum on his monitor to snipe like a really small cross hair. LOL. He did ok. ;)

That might have been the gayest thing i had ever seen. I looked over and i thought there was a bug on his monitor but no, just a dot so he could noscope hahaha.

[DaneNickels]

Hi Mike.

[penos_bryan]

penos/ghad alliance movie coming soon

[Rogers]

summations on lan;

lies about costa dodging and everone believed it
biggsy rages
shortbus cheats on the internet
costa's legit
forbes is a screen looking cheater
penos take the game too serious (running around after a cap out? LoL)
ghad guys weren't dicks at all on LAN, taylor kept flirting with me when we played them on salerno
pwntronix dodges first day, comes second day
forbes and Till banning half of gotfrag dods on some admins account that was left logged in
Bluto dodges both days
"fights" between forbes\lowcarb and gregus\zono
chad's girlfriend had giant tits
the RoM hotel room was filled with mass ammounts of gay
fival has a boner for Tnasty
shortbus is CAL-O at shotgunning beers

good fun, good laughs, epic stupidity.

can't wait for another

[leachyboy2001]

summations on lan;

lies about costa dodging and everone believed it
biggsy rages
shortbus cheats on the internet
costa's legit
forbes is a screen looking cheater
penos take the game too serious (running around after a cap out? LoL)
ghad guys weren't dicks at all on LAN, taylor kept flirting with me when we played them on salerno
pwntronix dodges first day, comes second day
forbes and Till banning half of gotfrag dods on some admins account that was left logged in
Bluto dodges both days
"fights" between forbes\lowcarb and gregus\zono
chad's girlfriend had giant tits
the RoM hotel room was filled with mass ammounts of gay
fival has a boner for Tnasty
shortbus is CAL-O at shotgunning beers

good fun, good laughs, epic stupidity.

can't wait for another

Roflol.

[jizzf0rjosh]

That might have been the gayest thing i had ever seen. I looked over and i thought there was a bug on his monitor but no, just a dot so he could noscope hahaha.

You're a dumbass. Having a crosshair or dot doesn't help with noscoping in this game as its completely random. A dot on the screen is for quick scoping

[Crono/HBK]

um russian didn't carry the team kthx. We all played about the same and all did our parts.

[jizzf0rjosh]

chad's girlfriend had giant tits

SS or it didn't happen

[trainman]

i can confirm that she did

[Fival]

I <3 Ghad! thanks for all who helped neggers carry on! didnt see the fights tear. but its okay we are all friends here. hope dods will grow back and maybe another lan will go down?....we'll have to see about that.

[MattPwnt]

Please tell me i'm not the only person on these forums laughing my fucking ass off about the absurdity of this entire situation.


well ill tell you that you are not alone.

[forbes]

dont forget biggsy getting denied beer...
and chad's girlfriend was definatly bangin

[hXc]

summations on lan;

lies about costa dodging and everone believed it
biggsy rages
shortbus cheats on the internet
costa's legit
forbes is a screen looking cheater
penos take the game too serious (running around after a cap out? LoL)
ghad guys weren't dicks at all on LAN, taylor kept flirting with me when we played them on salerno
pwntronix dodges first day, comes second day
forbes and Till banning half of gotfrag dods on some admins account that was left logged in
Bluto dodges both days
"fights" between forbes\lowcarb and gregus\zono
chad's girlfriend had giant tits
the RoM hotel room was filled with mass ammounts of gay
fival has a boner for Tnasty
shortbus is CAL-O at shotgunning beers

good fun, good laughs, epic stupidity.

can't wait for another



don't lie, you were flirting with me~

i saw you wink!

[hXc]

oh, and chads g/f was pretty hott.

[trainman]

next lan is the day after the update

[zonozaur]

congrats trainman on being brainwashed by a bunch of middle schooler douchebags. enjoy it.

[jizzf0rjosh]

congrats trainman on being brainwashed by a bunch of middle schooler douchebags. enjoy it.

Is it really being "brainwashed" or "cock sucking" if the person happens to be in agreement?

Victim complex is assured

[penos_acid]

pretty soon the penos will get into your head too zono, by brainwashing or skull fucking it shall get there. =)

[trainman]

soooooo did I get brainwashed over the internet???

must be too serious for me to even know

[trainman]

so were the mexicans brainwashed as well?

or did the power of the one ring draw them in?

[jizzf0rjosh]

so were the mexicans brainwashed as well?

or did the power of the one ring draw them in?

Holy fucking win

[Biggsy]

I will confirm that Chad's gf had MONSTER jugs. Wasn't like she had a butter face either, she was pretty fucking attractive. As for the LAN, I must say that running an event such as this is pretty damn stressful, especially when dealing with the group of characters that were in attendance, LOL. All in all, I just hope the people that showed up and played had a good time. For me, this LAN reached epic status far before I got near PA. The car ride was interesting to say the least. My car is fucking broken, can't wait to get it to a garage to find out what this is going to cost me. I ran out of gas on the George Washington Bridge. Yep, the low fuel light goes on and 200 yards later, BOOM, no gas. LOL. Some crazy emergency crew guy comes with a flat bed with a huge rubber front bumper and pushes me off the bridge to the gas station like 100 yards ahead lolololol.

I enjoyed meeting the new faces at this PA LAN and seeing people again that I met at the first PA LAN. GG's all around.

[zonozaur]

I'm trying not to partake in as much drama these days but just wanted to point out a few hilarious things. Apparently gregus's story has changed in the past few days: after I raidened him, he cried out "he punched me!" and apparently he also told others afterward that I "punched him." Lately it has evolved into "a messy flail of the arm" and even "a missed punch." Well whatever it was (or is on the internet), it kinda pissed you off, serious business.

Also that I was too scared to go outside and fight gregus. Lol. Not sure why I'd go outside and fight a bunch of faggots and endanger not only my health but the health of others (yes I feel bad even for idiots), but also when I have a finals match to play.

Penos takes the internet more seriously than most people, they show up to lan with t-shirts of dicks in my mouth but can't even say shit to me or others when I confront them repeatedly. Finally gregus stood up and pushed me (though now they are saying that I was physical first), and wanted to fight. Fighting is a cowardly approach most of the time, it's just another sidestep from the truth: I'm not scared to voice my opinion and penos (i refer to mostly gregus but much of the others somewhat) in the real world don't have the balls to instigate shit with every single person. They can only slander people and make up stories on their monitors, and come to whatever conclusion suits them best without regarding any other points of view. Then maybe if pushed far enough, one of them will offer to fight (which really i state again is just completely avoiding the whole issue). Also beware of trainman, gregus has him on a leash and regardless of reason it seems like now he's willing to unleash his muscles on any who oppose his newly found "home" of middle-schooler douchebags.

It's a sad day to be a penos, a victory for legit people around the e-globe.

[FuZzY_NuTs]

Shhhhh its the internetz, let me point at my monitor and laugh at you.


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p.s. http://www.trsdirect.com/aa_fight_guide.html?source=gaw_trs_boxing

[therookie]

unban me from scrimdods...seeing as how that is an act of e-thuggery you are going against the internet rules of zono

[ChadSexington]

Last edited by FuZzY_NuTs : 5 Minutes Ago at 03:12 PM. Reason: because miss spelling

What could you have possibly misspelled in 'lollllololololololll' ?

[eggbert]

this is fuckin hilarious. a bunch of kids getting excited over a "slap" at a lan. sounds like the end of a high school dance to me.

[zonozaur]

It wasn't a slap

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3079/raidenjg5.png

[FuZzY_NuTs]

how could you forget chad im a TryFest and a TryHard i tried to do that :cool:

[eggbert]

well between them saying missed dinosaur punch and your push of the hand i went to a happy medium and sounds like a slap to me.

[Jackal]

Yeah, and fuzzy, if you were gonna take the time to spell check, maybe you should have spelled monitor correctly.

[eggbert]

fuzzy is from alberta be nice.

[Jackal]

fuzzy is from alberta be nice.

Oh, I get it, so Alberta is to Canada as the South is to the U.S.!

[eggbert]

pretty much. steers and queers. you know what i am saying

[FuZzY_NuTs]

RawR!!!!!! p.s im from bc which is where you live eggbert ya jerk!

lol j/k on the hate, i was almost ready to drive there and open a can of woop ass on ya boa! BYAW ZONO STYYYYLE!!!

[eggbert]

be forwarned i don't take too kindly to being slapped. nor would i let people "hold me back" <3 fuzzy. (who lives in alberta) which is worse cause he came from here and went there.

[FuZzY_NuTs]

i <3 you, but the drinking age is 18 here :D

[eggbert]

so they get them drunk young and convince them that the bumtouching with thier best friends is normal? lol

[FuZzY_NuTs]

i did miss you after are little meeting. . . . .

I miss your touch, the color of your eyes, i miss your smell.. i mean what are you talking about?

[eggbert]

god damn you play sleeping well. i had no idea you would remember that

[FuZzY_NuTs]

ladies and gentlemen hold your posts we have an e-duel commencing

[eggbert]

but what about slap fest 2008? I would love to spread my e-love all over your chin but i thought we were laughing at others right now?

[FuZzY_NuTs]

MY GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!?

ok ok back to pointing and laughing at the PA Slapfest 08

Everyone Post your lulz

[eggbert]

i think the next lan should make it manditory for players to cut their nails before entering the building. or wear oven mits or something. Internetz is serious you know.

[Stryk3r`]

how could you forget chad im a TryFest and a TryHard i tried to do that :cool:

you cant be a tryfest :/ its a time of the day or year psshh #tryfest '08

[jizzf0rjosh]

It wasn't a slap

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3079/raidenjg5.png

No joke, you look the kid everyone called Frodo (his idea) in highschool :-x

[ghett0jedi]

I would have headbutted him with or without his team around.

edit: oh and gj zono. go ahead call me a zono-cocksucker...I don't even know him

[FuZzY_NuTs]

i was posting that based on what red to black had said to my team in a skrim styker :)

[fluxxuationz`]

bulldozer ?

[zonozaur]

No joke, you look the kid everyone called Frodo (his idea) in highschool :-x

ah, well it seems that the only people to ever call me ugly or by some lotr character have been members of "penos gaming." and only on the internet. interesting "conclusion" but once again it seems to be extremely biased for your own pathetic motives while negating other viewpoints. well...ok. i was also called ugly by a few people in middle school for not having blonde hair, blue eyes, and the name john smith. this seems so similar. #penos

[hXc]

ah, well it seems that the only people to ever call me ugly or by some lotr character have been members of "penos gaming." and only on the internet. interesting "conclusion" but once again it seems to be extremely biased for your own pathetic motives while negating other viewpoints. well...ok. i was also called ugly by a few people in middle school for not having blonde hair, blue eyes, and the name john smith. this seems so similar. #penos


nothing against you zono, but i clearly remember about half of penos actually yelling out hateful things about the way you look on LAN.

[Till]

half taylor? it was penos and a few others


and im surprised zono made it that far without doing something about it

if someone had been treating me the way you all were treating him i would have lost it and gone for the raiden punch about halfway through the first match, unless the person saying it was trainman, in which case i would crawl into a corner and hide like a scared puppy

[trainman]

haha zono hiding more....i know for a fact we blatantly yelled things like gollum, hobbit, gremlin and the such to you at the lan. guess your hobbit ears have too much hair in them.

[troyhectik]

lol

[troyhectik]

Then maybe if pushed far enough, one of them will offer to fight (which really i state again is just completely avoiding the whole issue). Also beware of trainman, gregus has him on a leash and regardless of reason it seems like now he's willing to unleash his muscles on any who oppose his newly found "home" of middle-schooler douchebags.

even though i didn't go to the lan i would like to say something.

I'm sure Jeremy could pretty much destroy you and basically end your life with one arm. by saying this gregus pretty much saved your life. and stop talking like you were hurt emotionally which you probably were from this incident you try to make it sound like you aren't the bad guy and get people on your side to talk shit for you. just stfu take it like a man and you will probably never ever see them again in real life.

and another thing i can tell you one thing that no one is taking you seriously over here at #penos.

[DaneNickels]

What's the point though kids? You're taking RL too serious. :)

[jizzf0rjosh]

Next DoD:S LAN, if any, its going down

[zonozaur]

hmmm i believe i already covered the fact that penos could only insult me while they were on their computers and we were playing our matches. it was a proven fact to all of us that they had to be approximately 10 feet or more away to go into "badass mode." the only time anyone ever said stuff to my face was after gregus got raidened, at the end of the lan, before you left. beside that you were all nice and quiet toward me the whole time despite me calling many of you pussy bitches to your face multiple times. and i won't deny that trainman is big but i'm pretty sure he would never kill me because 1) i'm a lot faster 2) i'm a lot smarter

#3rd place

[trainman]

you realize playing football and being in rotc has made me faster than you will ever be. and what are you talking about being smarter...you mean running away from your problems and hiding?

good job zono, but the only people that believe anything you say think you could have taken gregus. pretty ignorant on their part. you gonna be at knox? want me to talk shit in your face and embarrass myself because the matchup isnt even fair? shut the fuck up and go play with your precious you faggot.

[penos_acid]

pretty sure son1k called u a faggot to your face and he didn't get RAIDEN'D

Then again, I didn't yell shit on lan because personally I don't care what you look like.

[penos_acid]

Jeremy clearly has 20 stamina, 15 speed compared to your 10 stamina and 12 speed

#wowpotionsfor1337ness

[troyhectik]

and 50 str hes got lots of health

[jizzf0rjosh]

and 50 str hes got lots of health

Stam is health, str is attack power duhh

Gregus has a 45% chance to evade when fighting someone in a limp-wristed dinosaur stance

[Drunk Rifle]

Wow this is to funny. I see the E-cocks coming out and people measuring here.

[flash]

GIANT LOSER STATUS:CONFIRMED

I can't count how many times you have said that, it's getting old

[troyhectik]

Stam is health, str is attack power duhh

Gregus has a 45% chance to evade when fighting someone in a limp-wristed dinosaur stance

sorry well his attack power should be atleast 128